Date: Thu, 25 May 2000
Subject: THIS IS NOT A JOKE WACKO!!!!
WHO MADE YOU GOD!!!!!YOU MUST BE THE MOST ANEL PIRSON ON THE NET!! IF YOU HAVE THE TIME TO PUT OUT THIS SIGHT YOU MOST NOT HAVE A LIFE. I PLAY AD&D AND I DONT WOSHUP SATAN!! I DONT WORSHUP GOD!! I DONT CARE!!!!!! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GO AND WHORSHIP YOUR BABTIST CULT AND GET OFF THE NET IF ITS FULL OF SATAN I DONT WONT TO SEE THIS WHEN I TRY TO FIND SO NEW MAPS. SO DONT DO THIS GO WARSHUP YOUR GOD AND LEVE THE REST OF US ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW PIHSROW NATAS NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW PIHSROW NATAS NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW NATAS PIHSROW
YOUS GOOD FRIEND
PS:DONT DO DRUGS IT MAKES YOU PARNOID.(IS THAT YOUR PROBLEM??)
Date: Mon, 29 May 2000
Subject: "Love thy neighbor!"
Hillarious....er, I don't suppose you want to get rid of that Deities and Demigods hardcover? *drools*
[I BURNED the terrible satanworshipper book!!!]
Date: Mon, 29 May 2000
Subject: your anti RPG page
Your page intrigues me. Do you think that all roleplayers are satan worshipers? Or only certin games that people play are advocating satan when they mention that its not real and should not be taken seriously. Which is in every single rpg book if you care to look. If you can convince me that roleplaying is evil and satanic. I will give you $500 american dollars plus I will burn every single rpg book i own. You have a challenge, will you accept?
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000
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Date: Tue, 30 May 2000
Subject: satan and the first amendment
hey brain child...
It is amendment (not amendmend), and further more, if it wasn't for the first
amendment, you wouldn't be able to say the things you say... it is classified
under hate speech. Who are you to judge someone else, it says in your holy
bible that God shall judge, yet you are one to say who is worshipping the
devil and who is not. That is why our fore fathers left your fucked up
country, so we have the rights to do what we please. It is the first
ADMENDMENT that leaves us the martket place of ideas open, so we can learn
from our mistakes and prosper in our triumphs. Your nothing more than a
screwball, you know this?
Baal
Date: Tue, 30 May 2000
Subject: hey thats was bad
I checked out your site
it made me mad because i belived that some phsyco agains gaming wrote it. I
was about to send them a long long email of stuff proving against all
claims against d&d and other rpgs. man your lucky i checked out the whole
site.
My step mom is against d&d she thinks it has to do with the devil and hell
she dosnt quite grasp the whole concept of it. its not evil its fun. if
there is any thing that relates to satin then we are batteling it.
Iv got three pages to give her with very small type with referenses to give
her. man I dont get some people im a cristian by birth and I grew up as one
yet I dont find any thin wrong with it. I ve got som good info if you would
like it on why its not a bad thing. (all though you probably seen it all
ready....
Talk to you later..
Date: Tue, 30 May 2000
i have never seen such a stupid website in my life as
http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/rpg/DnD/lovegame.html
Date: Wed, 31 May 2000
Subject: Oh no!
Hello!
I´m a 25 year old student, just a short time before finishing my chemistry studies, I´m a scientist, but I believe in god. I happened to come along your homepage, and so I have to express my opinion about it´s contents.
It is incredibly sad, that someone like you destroys the image of the holy bible, a book containing many many metaphers, you can´t believe every word, but have to interpret the picture drawn in this book.
The radio-carbon method, you mentioned, does work. There have been some forgerys, but this does not say, that this important scientific tool does not work. It is true that many great scientists believed in god, but not as a ignorant and conservative being, as you state it.
It is you right to believe in whatever you want, but you must not state that you beliefs yre the only ones leading to ascension. People may have other beliefs, listen to them, you may try to convince them, but be reasonable. Not erverybody is an ignorant who has to be taught a lession, look at the faults in the Middle age. Not to mention the crimes commited in the name of the Lord an his holy church.
Have a nice day!
Date: Tue, 30 May 2000
Subject: HAHAHAHA
Your pages are the funniest things I have seen in my whole LIFE!! HAHAHA!!! I couldn't stop laughing! Oh my gosh...*wipes tears from eyes* Wow, that was funny. How anyone would NOT get that it was a joke is beyond me, but oh that is SOO funny...heh heh heh...I'm gonna show all my Role-playing friends and not tell them it's a joke to see if they can figure it out. That is rich. heh
Yours,
PS heh heh heh...so funny...
Date: Wed, 31 May 2000
Subject: Re: Roleplaying as an evil influence
Hi Niilo,
I have a couple of questions that you might be able to answer for me:
Cheers.
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000
Subject: (no subject)
ChaosComics.com ,andPurgatori - Demonic Vampiric GoddessYou think Marvel Comic is satanic Look at these Page. S L A Y E R: Diabolus in Musica Slayer makes Metallica Look like Good Christians.
Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2000
Subject: This is a joke!
I'm sure the Lard didn't mean for us to do a lot of things . . . You know, things like:
You know, the list goes on. People are just all satanists whether they can see it or not. I think (providing there is a God) that the one thing God did intend is laughter and jokes. The page had me fooled at first. Hell, I was raised as a Southern baptist. I love it though. It's definitely a good way to spend a few minutes . . . chuckling at hate mail. I get plenty of my own and it's better than spam. Good going and future smiles to you.
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000
Subject: HAIL
Hi i saw you page on D&D and I would like to say I found it very funny! I have been Role-playing for 7 years and I have never seen any thing as funny. I was mad untill i saw that page that said it was a joke, then I laugh! Just saying nice page :)
p.s.- I am a satanist!
Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2000
Subject: hello there my brother
Dude, get a life man, their's worse things in the world than satanists. You got anxiety problems or somethin.... i dunno, but you're a real wacko.... i'm keeping my children away from your so called christion page. It's a blasphemy that you are allegedly on the same side as god....
Date: Wed, 7 Jun 2000
Subject: Hilarious.
Truly, truly hilarious. The sad thing is that I had no reason to doubt that it was sincere until I hit the answers page. Where I live that's really the way people talk, write, and think. Good work.
Date: Thu, 08 Jun 2000
Subject: I want your oppinion on a game,and from me to you warn of a new dangerous game
Hello my name is xxx.
I was looking at your page and Detetmining a few things true and a few things which are not true.
I am involved in a live-action RPG. The game that I play is a safe and fun enviorment. We use all the elements of a fantasy RPG, but in the rule book of the game it clearly states: All though religion play a big part in the medievil ages, this game will have no religions. What that rule is basically saying:
The reason for this rule was stated by the owner of the game as it may seem odd not to have religion in the game we do not have because we do not want to insult any modern day religions (Christianity, Buhdism, Judaism ect....).
Although the game may deal with "Necromancy", I will be perfectly honest with you, The whole necromancy aspect of the game is to keep a more up and active plot. Through the use of necromancy, the heroes of the "town" have something to do. What is it to do?. Well to answer that I will explain to you how it works.
There is a Good Force call Amora Fortanis and a Bad Force called Amora Dunn. Whenever necromancy is cast Amora Fortanis becomes weaker and Amora Dunn grows stronger. So like I said the whole reason for necromancy
As a Christian, who recieves Communion, Prays every night, and Says the Rosery once a month, I find nothing wrong with the game. And my parents who are Die-Hard Christians agree that it is a religously safe enviroment to play in.
Now I must tell you that if your into slaming RPG games go for it. I will continue to play because I am strong in my faith. But I will tell you this as well take a break from slamming AD&D because no offense but thats getting over played by alot of different organizations. Now for RPG Slamming advice: There is a new game out the just hit the shelfs a little bit ago. The name of the game is "Call of Cathulu". Now I play AD&D and Vampire the Masquerade and few other RPG's but even I am smart a enough to stay away from Call of Cathulu. The rules of the game and the "Game Worlds" and the entire gamr itself are all based on the writtings of Aton Lavey. If there is any game that you should be slamming and most definatley warn parents and children about it is Call of Cathulu. I was in the store and got curious and pick up the book and scimmed through about 5 pages and drop it and walk away.
Well thats all I have to say I would really really appreciate a e-mail back with your views on the game I described and any comments you may have about this letter. And Hey I could care less if you slam my games that I play. IT IS YOUR GREATEST OPPINION.
Thank you for your time
[Well, your game is OCCULT SATANISM! You are all doomed to born in
HELL ALL ETERNITY! The worst games are exactly those which PRETEND
to be GOOD!!!11!!]
Date: 09 Jun 2000
first of all, AD&D is a GAME its not real. dont you play any games? and hitler was a good christian?!? hitler was a deranged killer, you moron. he tried to commit genocide to a race of people! whats wrong with you?!?
Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000
Subject: What a joke
<Laughing out loud> I have never before seen a site like this. I got a kick out of reading it. I must state, in my opinion, YOU need to seek a psychiatrist. First off, it is Vampire the Masquerade!! as in a ball. You know, the kind had during the Renaissance. NOT Massacre. Secondly, A ROLEplaying game(notice it is not ROLL) is only a form of acting. Are you saying that acting is a sin in itself?? HAHA. I am sorry, but you are way TOO extreme about this. You preach about EXTREMISTS and cults, yet all you are doing is promoting your own cult. This letter is not going to be a complete flame on you. Yes you do make some good points. Live action roleplaying is not a very good idea, but usually only people that are disturbed to begin with will carry things to the extreme(attacking eachother). With or without ROLEplaying games those people would STILL be disturbed. With what you are preaching, children should not even play games that promote violence in anyway, and in the same text you state that MEN should join their national defence organization. should children not look up to these people by pretending to be them while defending their homes? You really need to take some time and LOOK, deep into yourself and ask what makes me so angry toward things that ARE only games. Were you not liked in school? Picked on a lot? Beaten even? If so then I pity what you have become, and I fear that you may, yourself, be CREATING a basis for HATE!
Think About it.
Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000
Subject: DUH!!
Ignore that last email i sent you, I Feel REALLY Fucking stupid now, I just saw the last part of your page that states it IS!! a joke.
My bad.
Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2000
Subject: Your page
Dear sir,
Thank you enlightening me about the evil of RPGs. I would never had guessed that my son who plays the game could worship Satan. I mean gosh my little boy who attends church regularly, who cries during prayer, who will pray to our God above during school before bed during church, who will get in heated arguments over our Lord. Ah but wait I guess it is my fault taking him to a Baptist church Oh no I must a Satanist to. You burn this message so as not spread the filth.
Date: 09 Jun 2000
Subject: ?!?!?!?!?
You, sir, are a moron.
Thank you.
Date: 09 Jun 2000
Subject: I like your site
WOW!! I havent seen a website that funny in AGES!!! Whew! Tell me, did you design the site like that to make the Christians mad, because I know some who just HATE you! I myself am a Christian, and it is prety obvious that you are not, because your website is so foolish! Well, I must salute your skill, my friend, because you are a talented man! You make me laugh, and there are very few Chistian Humor sites on the web. Yours is the best! I will recommend this site to all my friends (three of my friends have seen it already, and they could not stop laughing at the ludicrous material). I thought the part about the dinosaurs not really existing was so funny I nearly fell out of my chair! Well, I believe that you must be either agnostic, atheist, or perhaps one of the "eastern" religions? Because no true Christian would ever even joke about what you post on your website! Well, if your website is actually serious, then I pray for you because you need it, just like those poor, pagan souls in Africa.
Well, do enjoy your day, and keep up the funny site!
Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000
Subject: non satan worshipping Role Player here
My good Mr. Paasivirta and I use good in the looses term I just saw your web site and had to write. I do not worship satan but I do play role playing games and I love star wars and Star Trek. I was shocked to see a person so closed minded. I nearly wept at the evilness in you and page. You talk about love yet you say Hitler was a good christian (not Churistian by the way). That is the most evil thing I've heard in a long time. Your lucky I'm not Jewish or a Jewish person that found this site you would be shut down faster than your dead links. I write this to give you some advice not to insult you, but I know you will take it as such. First Learn how to spell before making a web site. Second Get to know some of these people you condemn for playing RPGs and watching star wars. You may find that they are good people. I am a good person that finds happiness in this sad world with make believe and I'm not going to let you or anyone else tell me I'm wrong. As a matter of fact I firmly believe that if were not for role playing and the friends i made form it I would be dead right now. They both have taught me so much. I truly think I would be lost with out my games and my best friend with out them. I pray to all the gods that your cold heart warms up and you learn to accept people for who and what they are. I will pray for you. I also intend to keep an eye on your page for enlightenment.
May the gods be with you and yours,
[Roleplayers can NEVER be GOOD!!!! YOU ARE SATANWORSHIPER!!!]
Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2000
Subject: ROFL!!!
Yup, this must be one of the funniest thinkg ive found on the internet apart from www.newgrounds.com (try the assassin net while ur there- it has a KILL THE HAMSTERDANCE HAMSTERS bit and Club-a-seal)
buts still, cheers for the hilarious site! Keep up the good work!
Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000
Subject: The Game of Satan page
LOL, great page, too bad most people can't see the obvious parody for what it is.
Just wanted to say I liked it, and got the link from within an Everquest humor site of all things!
Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000
Subject: satire page
Well, I think it's funny....
Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000
Subject: ummm
I think me that you are on crack... get help, or better yet, not get = help! this is funny shit!
Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000
Subject: Oh, thats great!
Great page, good, clean(?) fun... I fig'd it to be a joke but ive run across even worse pages by even more stupid people... great job
Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000
Subject: Ice Hockey: Game of HATE!
Funny stuff, man.
The scary thing is, that i've known people throughout my life that actually think this way. Adults and kids alike.
That's sure a chilling thought.
Keep up the good work!
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000
Subject: SATAN!!!
Listen here buddy!
You don't know what the hell you are talking about! I am a Satanist and you know NOTHING about our lifestyle or anything! My son is christian, and he likes Pokemon......big FUCKING deal. I cannot believe I was EVER involved with the likes of you STUPID, Xian assholes. Oh, and one final thought......on your webpage you say that Satanists are stealing YOUR Internet=BF LMAO, Don't make me laugh! The Internet is all about FREEDOM OF INFORMATION!!! When in the HELL did ANY Xian group support that?
I think people like you should:
A) STAY OFF THE INTERNET
B) GO TO HELL
Dark Blessings,
Lucifer
Date: 15 Jun 2000
Subject: Roleplaying is evil?
First of all I would like to say that this is not hate mail. I respect christianity just as much as my own religon(wicca) and your choice to be christian has nothing to do with my inquiry.
I would just like to inform you that nowhere on your page do you prove that roleplaying(i.e. dungeons and dragons) is causing people around the world "to be possesed by demons". Instead it is filled with fallacious statements such as: "Did you know Darwin, Einstein and many other famous scientists believed in God! This proves Creationism is true" The fact that darwin or einstein believed in god has nothing to do with creationism. By this rationale you are pretty much saying that Einstein and Darwin ARE GODS.
I would also like to address the situation with the LSD soaked pokemon cards. I am truly sorry this had to happen to innocent children, but is pokemon the one to blame OR THE DRUG DEALERS. You should think about who you point the finger at before acting on your ignorance and assuming things.
Your other article about Jar Jar Binks being used as a masturbation toy to make children worship the devil is totally out of line. For one thing a boy masturbating does not mean he is worshipping evil. It just means he is curious about sex and/or his sexuality. Now if his parents don't want him masturbating then they can slap him on the hand and then the child will be held to the commandment "Honor thy mother and father". This incident also does not prove that the toy was not made for the express purpose of masturbating.
That is all I have to say. If you wish to talk about this further I would be happy to debate you.
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000
Subject: What is the point of your site?
Why would you waste webspace? Do you think anyone cares? NO! NO THEY DONT!
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000
That was a beautiful page, and vastly amusing. I appreciate your
efforts, and your scathing condescension...the mark of a true
psychologist. Keep up the good work!
:)
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000
Subject: Wow!
Wow, what good drugs are you on, Finn?
I've never been a recreational drug user but what I've seen on your pages has convinced me that I might very well be interested in whatever good drugs you're on. ;)
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000
Subject: This site...
This site is just hilarious. For a moment I thought you really were one of those frothing at the mouth evangelists, your parody of them was so neat and well-done. Good work!
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000
Subject: This site...
This site is just hilarious. For a second I thought you really were a foaming at the mouth evangelist. Really funny parody,neat and well-done. Brilliant!
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000
Subject: to this relief, much thanks....
I have been a fan of your satire for years and I keep coming back just to read the inane letters you keep receiving. Keep up the good work. Here's to all of us wishing to be a little more like you. I must now go pay hommage to Gorto.
Date: 19 Jun 00
Subject: satangame :o)
lol, I loved your page--you really had me going for a while there. There are so many misinformed/ignorant people out there who just happen to know html that I figured, "hey, here's another one."
Have you ever checked out the rpg anti-defemation league? They have some links to some truly messed up sites. Anyway, thanks for the laughs.
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000
Subject: i love you
i just had to write you and tell you that you are the man, and that i am going to start a cult to worship you....so you should love and pray for me...lol. well ill just tell you that you had me and my friends going...and no we are not ignorant, we were thinking that about you. well im gonna let you go and read all the hate mail from those who dont read the whole page...including the lik at the bottom that says "this is a joke"
p.s. one of the reasons we believed your site is that we were to busy defending our beloved rpgs.
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000
Subject: Acting
If roleplaying is the work of Satan, then acting must be his past time....We must throw down those horrible plays, especially ones like " Romeo and Julliette " where the players must act out dishonoring their parents....and perhaps " MacDuff " were they may learn of witches and have to become them as they act, oh I almost forgot about MacDuff's murderous wife.... Down with " A Midsummer's Night Dream" which has those demonic faeries in them...and once again our poor children must play these evil creatures. It is our responsibility to keep them from acting out....or dare I say role-play these abominations.....
( I love a good joke ) :o)
if you like it write back, and I will try to think of some more.
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000
WHY DONT YOU JUST GET A LIFE????
rpg players are not satan worshippers. you a#@#hole.
why dont you learn how to make a proper website. cos yours is crap
Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000
Fuck you
Viva Las Satanas
Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000
Subject: i love your "anti-D&D" page!
this is one of the funniest pages i have come across in years!
i was searching at google.com to find some serious fundamentalist christian anti-RPG propaganda to get a good laugh (reading what they have to say about my favorite hobby always makes me smile) when I came across something even better: your satire page.
i had to cover my mouth as i read to keep from waking up my parents. this is hilarious! i cant believe that some people take your page seriously. any half-wit could tell its a joke. kinda gets you depressed that some RPGers arent that intelligent, huh?
anyway, thats all-- i just wanted to write to tell you how much i enjoyed it. as a side note, i also think that the best way to undermine such narrow-minded religious beleifs is not to argue over it, but do just what you are doing: not taking it seriously.
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000
Subject: Your 'Anti-D&D site'
I found your site hilarious, but as both a deeply religious person and a veteran gamer, I have to wonder: Do you hate Christianity? I sincerly hope that you don't think any Christians are really that empty minded (and if I ever meet one that is, I'll be sure to knock some sense into them.)
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000
Subject: your page
Really didn't have anything to say other than "cool site" until I got to your "this is a joke" page and noticed the Nuwisha symbol. *Very* nice touch! (I'm a White Wolf freelancer, BTW).
Keep up the good satire...it's so hard to find!
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000
Subject: Linking your page
I have been going to your site for a couple years now
I think that your page is by far the FUNNIEST page on the entire internet
And I wanted to put a link to your page on mine
And I was wondering if that would bother you
my page is:
http://www.stas.net/natasreficul
Thank you Very Much
[There are hundreds of pages that should be linked, and so little time...]
Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2000
Subject: rpg
you have no clue of what you are talking about. First of all you have probably never played a rpg so you cant diss something unless you try it first. And if you have played an rpg the reason you probably dont like to play them is because you do not like to think very often now do you.
You Suck Ass!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2000
Subject: Role Playing Games
Dear Love Thy Neighbors:
When I saw your page I said Oh my god my childs are playing that horrendous games ... what can I do ???? They have a book named book of nod and are playing to be VAMPIRES. An they have also another book named NECRONOMICON. Please SAVE OUR SOULS !!!!!!!!! We are so damned. Please tell me about some parts of the bible to read to my childs ... for stop them in their roleplaying games... Or what can i do????
Thank You so much..
The Lord be with You.
PD: They also love STARWARS Are those Satanic Movies????
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000
Subject: You are sadly misguided
Hate to tell you my friend, but you need to go back to Sunday School. I'm a Southern Baptist (not sure what that translates in Finnish) and I do believe that the Bible states "...he without sin cast the first stone..." As we're all born sinners, I feel you have no right to be wildly throwing your accusations around as you do. Some hints that may help you (or may not if you're as stubborn as I think you are) 1) utilize a spell-checker. Microsoft (which you appear to be so fond of) imbeds them in most of their word-processing programs - Outlook, Access, Word, etc. 2) read the Bible more. You wildly mis-quote passages and pull many things out of context. Armageddon is not approaching as imminently as you say. Worse events have happened in the past and worst still will occur in the future...doesn't mean Jesus is coming anytime soon. 3) granted the Catholic faith has been so subverted over the last 1500 years, but I think the "eating of flesh and drinking blood" statement is WAY off mark. Almost all Christian faiths have some sort of ceremony to honor the Last Supper (which Jesus did say "...this is my body...this is my blood...") so bashing them with these black helicopter stories of poison gas and whatnot is very uninformed. Why not look at cults like the Christian Scientists (Scientology as they're known)? 4) the whole "...love the sinner not the sin..." is very annoying, as is most of your site. If you want to be taken seriously, then clean up your site, change your fonts and font colors, and make it a bit more snappy. I have to say that after spending 15 minutes perusing your site I feel it should be included in the next "Websites that Suck!" book. Anyway, I hope that you lose the Nazi-like attitude and learn to "...live in the world, not OF the world..." Take care...
Date: 28 Jun 2000
Subject: your christian anti* webpage
I love your web page, it is hilarious! Please dont ignore three of the biggest evils of our age though: Techno music, 'Ravers,' and 'Japanese Animation' (anime).
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2000
Subject: Heh.... um... about your webpage....
That whole page is a joke, isn't it? I mean, come on..... Star trek... satan worshipping? I laughed when I read that, and I was supposed to, right?
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2000
Subject: Hey
Hi. I read your page on D&D and other role playing games. I too am a Christian, and a dungeon master. Suprise you? Hey, let me tell you what else cause lots of suicides: Drugs, Pier Pressure, low self esteem, etc. Now, obviously you have never played a D&D game. Because all the "attributes" you speak of sound like a demon possesed man or an occult fannatic. Now, granted, there are people who take D&D a little too far. But that does not mean that the entire game is evil. Let me stress this more: the entire GAME is not evil. Lets go again for old time sake: GAME; G-A-M-E. Do I have to give you the definition to? It is just a GAME. It cant hurt you unless you purposly injure your self. Its just like mario brothers or monopoly. Their games, just somthing to do to pass the time. Thier not a freakin career! By the way, do you have anything against other RPGs like Final Fantasy?
Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2000
Subject: Hey again
I read some more of you page and read the part about Dinosaurs. Im sorry, their is concluisve evidence that Dinosaurs DID exist. Just because the earth is a few thousand years old (and its not 5. Try 6 or 7 thousand years.) Ever read in the Bible about beheamoth and laviathin? There is even a description of a creature that breaths fire. Oh yeah, how do you explain the millions of fossil evedince? Thier certanly not faked. Let me give you some advice, its easy to make accusations, but wheres your proof?
Date: Sat, 1 Jul 2000
Subject: You need help
Date: Sun, 02 Jul 2000
Subject: Fool!
This page is a load of lies. Tell me something, are you scared? Are you? Of course you are. Thats why you so devotely believe in your religeon, isn't it? Its always the same, you have traded your freedom for your own well being!
YOU are the one losing freedom because of it! You can't view any Tv shows, read many fiction novels, and your religeon also confines your thinking. How sad. You are no better than the "cultists" that traded freedom for saftey back in the 60's! (Hare Krishna etc.)
It is obvious to me how brainwashed you are, and I am not going to try and tell you any more. I will end this message with a quote said by my D&D character $ilverdevil.
"There is no heaven or hell, we are all doomed to eternal purgatory. We have but one life to live make it a good one"
You have my pity.
Date: Sun, 02 Jul 2000
Subject: sorry
Oh, I just found out that this WAS a joke after all sowee.
Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2000
Subject: hey sorry you are wrong
Hello Idiot,
Excuse the typing we are drunk. But we are SANE enough you know that your ideas are unfounded. Also the terrible spelling is a dead give-away. Do you truly believe that Hitler was a good Christian? If nothing else the breaking of one commandment THOU SHALL NOT KILL. This is probably the easiest to achieve. While lying and and envy is a difficult sin to endure killing however is not. How in the Name of our lord Jesus can you say that Hitler was right? Is it not true that on your own site it says that we must love the sinner and hate the sin. Hitler had nothing but hate in his heart. Also Star Wars is a MOVIE!!!! Based on a bible story in PLOT. Jesus said himself to be in the world yet not of the world. Star Trek gives us a possible vision of the future. While JESUS gave us HOPE for the future. Star trek is to unite all species is that not what Jesus Wanted?
I leave it to you. We would Greatly appreciate a response.
GOD BLESS US ALL
A Catholic and a non-labeled Christian
Date: Mon, 03 Jul 2000
Subject: Sounds like you're the problem
Why do people like you blame the worlds problems on games and such? How can good christian people blame anything other than bad parenting on RPGs? What is that all about? You don't think that the things that go on in the real world are more harmful to children than a fucking imaginary game. Shit, even the kids know it is a game. If you (generalizing the entire population of your fucked up christian cult) took the time to talk to your children you would see that games are not the real problem. You would see that you are trying to push poor parenting skills off on the evils you children picked up while playing D&D.
I've played D&D for most of my life and I am fine. I have dozens of friends who play these games and they are better people than most christians. They don't hate anyone, they don't try to force their views on people who don't give a shit and they don't blame their problems on other. They can take responsibility for what they have done.
If you think that I have the problem then why is it that I didn't bother emailing any of you until I was unfortunate enough to stumble across you garbage page? I know you are just going to say, "We'll pray for you." and "We forgive you for not accepting the lord.". You people are so predictable. Quit trying to run other people's lives. If you don't like D&D because you think a game has more influence over your children's' lives then don't let them play it. Leave the rest of us out of it.
When I spend a week at work (doing such complex computer related things that I don't even think you could understand) I want to relax and do what I consider fun. RPGs are part of what I think is fun. Me and a bunch of my friends get together and role play. How is that evil? How do you think this game is going to make us commit suicide? What the hell is wrong with your minds.
Did you ever stop to think that you religious people are another cult just like "the rest of us"?
Religion breeds ignorance and you (and all of the people responsible for this page) are proof of this.
PS This isn't god's internet. I pay for the fucking service and you do as well. This is the peoples' internet and god is invited to use it, but not own it.
Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2000
Subject: Hi
Ok. I just read the rest of the page, and I must say....you are one srewed up individual. Satan worshiper conspiracy? Do you mean AOL(lol)? Your paranoid! And another thing, people who play role playing games are not sinning. Where did you get that from? Defenantly not the Bible. And dinsaures DID exist! Thier in the Bible. Ok!
Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2000
Subject: I saw your great page
You are a fucking moron. It's a joke right? Goddamn fascist
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2000
Subject: Funny Site!
First let me say: Bravo! U have created a site that mocks the Bible-beaters who condemn those things (i.e. roleplaying) without actually studying them.
I believed, at first, like so many others, that u were being serious. I was about to email u with a veerrryyyy argumentive letter to challenge your "beliefs." Then I noticed the "This is a joke" footnote/link. I clicked on it and realized that u were joking. I understand why u made that footnote so small; it WOULD ruin the whole purpose of the joke if u had made it large!
Once again, congrats on creating a page which so clearly points out those bible-beaters and their ignorant ways.
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2000
Subject: FUNNY!
Dude, I have to admit, you almost had me! I saw your page and got real steamed at what I was seeing. I thought to myself, "Just another stupid, preaching Christian, I'm going to blast this guy so hard". Then after reading some comments, I got confused as to wether or not it was a big joke. The I saw the thing that said this is a joke and found your RPG page and stared laughing. You almost had me dude! ALMOST!
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2000
Subject: misinformed and misguided
sir,
i stumbled across your little web page as i traveled the Net last night and i was basically astonished at your lack of information about rpgs and card games. role playing games are basically like this: one person makes up the adventures and narrates what is essentially a story for his players. the players , using a rulebook, use dice to randomly generate characters on a piece of paper. the narrator , basically , tells his story and , at certain points , when the players are faced with a dilemna, asks the players to make a decision as to what their IMAGINARY characters do in the story.
now, i understand that all the general public seems to know about rpgs comes from the awful movie Mazes and Monsters. as a long time rpg player and refree, i have never a) dressed up as either a mideval warrior, or monster or b)communed with the devil and performed pagan ceremonies. i realize that some folks when playing these GAMES take things a little too far. it is unfair of you and the rest of the mainstream critics to lump people who are just getting together with their friends and having harmless fun in with people who are out to make trouble and have no regard for others.
Date: Thu, 6 Jul 2000
Subject: Your Awesome Web Page!!!!
Man, this page is the shit! I'd just like to say I found it very inspiring as a satiristic piece, and I will send it to all my friends. Do you still get flames? After I send this I'm gpoing to see if there arew any other non-satirical sites on this topic......I really did LOL at this one! keep up the "good" work!
Date: Thu, 6 Jul 2000
Subject: christian site
I really like you're kinda joke
But you know some are enough silly to thing what you have said on it
Pass a good night away from all the rpg devil
Sincerly your , but laughin
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2000
Subject: Is this a joke?
Date: Fri, 7 Jul 2000
Your an idiot.
Like your page, though. Like all Satanic sites, yours is a good one.
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2000
dickhead
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 1994
Subject: Arrrghh!!!
Oh man, when I read your fake version of the AD&D 3rd edition it sounded
great!
To bad it was fake. I for one hope that it will be just as you wrote
it.
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000
Subject: Funny
Your website is very funny - keep it up!
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000
Subject: Homosexualism
Hi, I just read in your comments archive that your "new Inquisition" page was written by a person who actually believed it, and that you translated it into English. Why do you use the non-word "homosexualism" instead of "homosexuality?"
[I tried to translate the original document as accurately as possible.]
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000
Subject: In contrast to your "Role Playing" Sinner page....
I am of no faith, and this is how I have held myself for the 16 years of my life. Just from this sentence, my views will most likely be dismissed unless the one whom is reading this e-mail is an open minded person.
You ausme that this "game" known as Dungeons and Dragons will have a long standing BAD affect on EVERYONE whom plays it. I myself have been using this game for about 9 years now. I have never once touched a drug nor even considered it. None of my friends have ever run a "game" and involved drugs. Infact, you are the first person I have EVER heard to impose the use of drugs along with a Role Playing game.
You seem to associate this game with anything "evil." There have been reports of suicide but these people were clearly sick, not form the game. This was caused by outside forces, possibly drugs. To say that piercings or speaking in riddles will cause some type of insanity or lead to satanism is a bout far stretched don't you think? And infact, my grade levels have only gone up since I began Role Playing. My writing skills have grealty improved from thinking out actions and completeing them. I have writen DOZENS of short stories, I may even start work on a novel.
What does Role Playing have to do with a Cult? Christanity ITSELF is a cult. It has a "messiah"(Jesus) and its related books(The Bible). You acuse Role Players of being acultists mearly because they particapate in a GAME? Why would one goto so much trouble to make such a pathetic excuse to better there religion?
Take this as you will, Friend, but you are afraid. Your afraid of things that may better your life. Your afraid to try out new things. You even down the sport of Hockey, which is your nations past time? What is the entire point to your RANTING? Only a person with a thick head would even take the time to read this. Why did I? Because so many friends of mine, that are religous(Christian, Jew, Paga, Celtic, Wicca, Neo Pagan) Have taken offense to this. Who are YOU to accuse ANYONE of sinning?
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000
Subject: Role Playing
I recently visited your site ( http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/rpg/DnD/lovegame.html), and to my prevail I have truly found the utter most insatiably corose and idiocy possible to find out there. Thank you and have a nice day.
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000
Subject: Game of Satan pages
Bravo!! I enjoyed (with a certain amount of horror) your "Game of Satan" web pages - I literally laughed until I had tears rolling down my cheeks. And, yes, to put 'This is a joke' on top of the page would utterly ruin it.
Alyssa
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000
Subject: Your site is hilarious
At first I was kinda worried, sounded waaaaay to realistic. (Pointing to rec.guns as good hobbies scared the shite out of me to be honest) Good Job, Good Joke.
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000
Subject: Your page is messed up...
...What's with saying Pokemon cards are satanic?It's for little kids,for-drying-out-loud.Sure,there have been a few thing happen,but it's not like it was a school shooting,or anything like that.I'm sorry,but that's completely messed up.
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000
Subject: APPLAUSE!!!
Dear Sir,
BRAVO!! I just want to applaud your page. Not only did it amuse me, but as a "good little christian girl" (I am, believe me), who also roleplays, it's nice to see someone making fun of the people who actually accuse me of such silly things.
Thanks for the humorous support.
Date: Sun, 16 Jul 2000
Subject: your fate awaits...
I am Asmodeus, Lord of TSR. I have viewed your site and find that it displeases me. I have sent my legions of cackling hellspawn out to seek you and tear your mortal frame limb from limb, whilst I torture your Immortal soul in the deepest recesses of the abyss. There is no escape from my dark hordes they shall hunt you and rend you apart.
The only hope is to take refuge in your one God by ending your mortal life so he can gather your soul unto him...
Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000
Subject: Love thy neighbor
Come on this site is a joke Im 16 and Ihave been rpging for years.You are a fucking nut case! even my parents said so an NOOOOO im not some satan worshipper tahts runs around at night killing small aniamls and burning them theng putting them on a upside down cross or what ever you think i Do in your sick twisted mind. I rpg alot and it's all Fun. And if you want to know what IO am I am catholic so screw you and I know a few gay guys and they don't seem to go preying on small children. O yes I am a Dungeon Master and Yes I see pentagrams and 666 but who gives a shit it's just a game. If I was you I would commit myself.
All my pitty to you
Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000
Subject: Your site
Well, at first I was angry taht someone was writing moronic stuff like this. As i got into some of the more unbeleiveable stuff, i started to think something was weird, not to mention all the typos. Then i finally read how it was a joke, and a wave of releif swept over me. I wish i woulda known it was a joke earlier though, It got me really pissed off before i realized that it was fake. Anyway, it's pretty funny now that i see you're actually a gamer yourself.
Date: Sun, 16 Jul 2000
Subject: Web Page
Dude...
I was reading some of the comments and I couldn't believe how many stupid people there are in the world... sure I made the same mistake... but my god these people are complete idiots... I think that anyone who would actually believe this page was real has there head up their ass...
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000
Subject: Your wonderful link
Thank you for posting that wonderful link to the female gaming site. I was looking for that sort of info and I'm glad that you could be such a service to me as all men should serve women.
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000
Subject: Join us in the crusade against AD&D and other anti christian customs
I have clearly read all the statements that you make about the world, wich you do not spent many time in, YOU ARE THE EVIL!!! You Discusting Puritain stupid son of a bible fucker. And I said FUCK, yes FUCK... Do you like that Huh... FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000
Subject: GOD IS CALLING YOU !
In my believe I am god and I HATE you and your whole fucking kind you should be exterminated as the cockroaches that you are !!!! Your page is awful and contains no truth at all . .
If our roads would ever cross each other then your road would stop right there !
I want to rip your guts out and eat your brains for breakfast !
Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2000
Subject: In responce to your page...
You, my friend, need to lay off the crack. Have a nice day.
Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2000
Subject: Too funny!
That is too funny! Good work! My friends had a good laugh too.... (they didn’t catch on at first it was a joke) The Women In RPG site is really cool, thanks for putting the link on there!
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000
Subject: Website
Greetings.
I was recently surfing the 'net and I happened to come across your pages. Although I don't agree with many things on your pages (being as I am pagan, a have recently got interested in role-playing as a means of relaxation) I do applaud the sentiment and true concern for others I saw in your website. Just so you have an idea of who is talking to you (that's the only thing I hate about e-mails, too impersonal) I am a 17 year old girl from Kansas. I am called xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and I am an Eclectic-Greek Pagan. I know you don't agree with many of the choices I have made in my life, but I thought perhaps hearing a compliment about your page from someone looking at it from the other side might brighten your day. I like your website because it promotes a caring love instead of the kill-anyone-who-doesn't-believe-EXACTLY-as-I-do websites that are all to common on the web today. If you would like to talk more my e-mail addy is xxxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxx.
Merry part and God bless,
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2000
Subject: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pokemon is GRATE. I lov Pokmon.
I ak a good chrisitn
I am 6.
Really.
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2000
Subject: A comment..
You are indeed sick.
I suggest you get help immediately.
Date: Sun, 23 Jul 2000
your website is a total joke.
you really know how to make an ass out of yourself
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000
Subject: You're web page!
Niilo,
I just wanted to drop a line and tell you that your AD&D page has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've seen all year. I've been playing AD&D for about 18 years or so and I've seen a great many of these sites who actually thought that they were preaching 'the good word'. It's quite possibly one of the best spoofs I've ever seen.
GREAT JOB!!!!
And thank you,
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000
Subject: my thoughts
I just wanted to make some comments about your site.
Women are weaker than men? Where did you get your information? Women easily succumb to perversion? I'd check with the population. Seems to me there's more out there for perverted males than females.
And since when did it make a difference if something on TV was made by Christians or not? Major Corporations and many governaments are headed by Christians and they have done plenty to poison God's Green Planet. THat is more evil than anything.
Evil is not the absence of Christianity but the absence of empathy. The ability to feel for your fellow humans. You seem to believe that anything that does not strictly adhere to your ethics is evil. Well, my fellow Christian, you have no sympathy from me. I have never ranting worse thhan you and I work in a Psych Ward!
The babble you publish is as bad as some that was published in the days of the inquisition and they were EVIL! The witch hunts that swept Europe were because one word was misinterpreted from the bible. One word!
And some of your links such as the one about the life sized Jar Jar Binks doll seem to me to be written by easily scared tabloid journalists. People who happy to fear or hate anything.
I must also add that if you wish to continue to spread hate, anger and misunderstanding than I suggest you look in to your own soul. For no one is sinless. And if the web is some Satanic Conspiracy, than why are you using it?
I hope you didn't mean that Hitler was a good Christian because he was evil incarnate.
Love and Peace
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000
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Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000
Subject: Game of Satan Site
Hello there. I just wanted to congradulate you on maintaining the site and getting it mentioned in Knights of the Dinner Table (TM) Magazine. Reading through the site is great (but it would be even more funny if it didn't sound so much like some of the people on-line). ;)
It's great how you tack satanism onto everything from Monopoly and Calvin and Hobbes to Air Hockey, jeans (Huh?), and make-up. Keep it up! And were you actually lucky enough to get a copy of the first printing of Deities & Demigods? For only about $12? Lucky! I only have a copy of Legends & Lore. Of course, if I really wanted to play with Cthulhu dieties I would pull out CoC, but still...
Keep up the good work! Hope nobody still thinks you're serious!
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000
Subject: Ye 'Game of Statan' page type thingy
I got to your page from the Ontario Consultants on Religious Tolerance ( http://religioustolerance.org) who do a spendend job documenting the stupidity against RPG's. Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that your pages resulted in a very large bump on my head from when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thanks!
Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2000
Subject: wondering.......
Although i got the joke on your hilarious love thy neighboor page im
confused on your anti usa list.
Im left wondering if the list is a joke like the others but since im not
sure i want to just right this.
Im greek and i live in america, and it is screwed up, our government is
terrible and our constitution is a mockery, i could go on and on about
our faults but i feel that is unecessary as i imagine people already
know them!
We are a terrible country but in defense its not just us, humanity as a
whole is putred.
If it was any other country that was in our position the situation would
be similiar, power corrupts and no one is exempt, if its not somebody
its another and it just happens to be us.
If, lets say finland was in our position can you say with confidence
that you wouldn't end up like us. Not to say its not possible but I have
my doubts....
It is unfair however to catagorize a countrys faults on its entire
populace, many people here are just as sick about the situation as
anyone else.
My opinion that you are free to disagree with and im sure many will is
that we are all brothers(and sisters) and all prone to the shortcomings
of an imperfect reality.
Basically were all on a one track train to hell and we will all help in
the grisly end of it all.
The only minute hope we as a race have of surviving is to unite as one
and it takes no genius to realize that that is so unlikely that
mentioning it is really more like a joke.
Really at this point it doesnt matter, the already thin rope that holds
us all together in this fragile at best state of being will be gone soon
and we will destroy ourselfs in our most likely unescapable fate on self
hatred and bickering.
No matter what may happen its impossible i think for us to ever truly be
at peace with each other. Because of human nature to have faults and our
nature to persecute those with them.
So in closing im i leave you with this: we've but precious short time
left, all that matters now is enjoying life and trying to see a good
side to things.
(after all why should anyone spend their last moments alive in any way
but being happy) ( :
ps: if it was a joke, which is possible since you say in that you dont like tsr yet you play ad&d then you got me ( :
Steve Jackson Games is better anyway........( :
Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2000
Subject: your Website
You cracked me the hell up!!!! Your site is one of the most inventive and humorous sites I have ever seen on the internet. You had me going until the very end of the page... I was laughing my ass off, even if it wasn't a joke!!! Keep up the good work, you say so much about so many fanatics!
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000
Subject: I know the dangers of rp.
Dear Mr Paasivirta,
I have just flicked over your page, and must say that I am in total agreement with you about the dangers of rping, especially live rping.I used to rp, and it was at first harmless, then I got into Vampire rping, where they hold blasphemous ideas like vampires came from Cain, after God cursed him and sent him away.
I lived in Japan for seven months as an exchange student, and although I was and still am a Christian, I was not strong enough to resist the temptations japan has to offer...I fell into Buddhism and Shinto, and became mildly possessed.Thank God, now ive been set free.
Rp, especially live rping, is more of a danger than people realise.Ide like to help you in your crusade against it.Please write back as soon as possible.
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000
Subject: THANK YOU!!!
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PAGES IVE BEEN TO IN A WHILE!!! IT MAKES FOR GREAT ENTERTAINMENT!!! I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN A LONG TIME... YOU DO A VERY GOOD JOB AT MAKING FUN OF THOSE JESUS FREAKS!!! AGAIN THANK YOU, IVE BEEN VERY DEPRESSED LATELY AND YOUR PAGE MADE ME SMILE.
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000
Subject: rofl
I looked at some of the comments sent in by people- I bet that most people who take your page seriously are American. Anyway, when I first read your page I thought it was serious too! Then I wised up! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL! Good work!
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000
Subject: hi
my name is sean,
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! im tired of all you "good christians"saying that everything is a yool of satan! i attend church every week and i enjoy pokemon. i go to youth group meting's and i also enjoy role playing games. and i bet your just the most perfect thing there is next to god arent you?you are so blind that you cant see that people are having fun. oops did i say fun? oh im so sorry. it looks like im going to hell for playing a simple childrens game! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE PAGAN?!?!?!?!?YOU ARE A RACIST AND I AM REPORTING YOU TO A.R.A! SO YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SITE IT'S GETTING SHUT DOWN! OH BY THE WAY, JUDGING PEOPLE IS A SIN!
-SEAN
Date: Sat, 29 Jul 2000
Subject: Build it and they will come
I just was looking for a rpg and I came upon your site and I was laughing hilariously. I even sent the link to my girlfriend in an E-mail called "those crazy christians", you had me going for a while. It's proof though, build it, and they will come.
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: Racists
I am a white Christian in the United States of America. This trash that you are posting is much too easy to be found by young, impressionable people. The racist garbage and other ignorant content contained in your pages should not be permitted on this earth. God has not given you the power to pass judgement on others. Although some content is agreeable, most is pure hatred and disillusionment. I have bookmarked this page only to remind myself how sane I actually am.
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: Sorry Bud
I just emailed you about 5 min ago. I guess I didn't follow directions properly and read the answers section. I thought that this was a joke, but I wasn't sure. Sorry to accuse you of being and ingnorant person. My Bad!
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2000
Subject: Hmmmmm... I think I could grow to like you.....
Just saying hi.....
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: Excuse me...are you telling me...
that Hitler was a good christian? Are you telling me, that your god(and formerly my god, when I accepted god) dosn't condemn Hitler? That Hitler is kicking it in heaven? Ok, if thats the truth, I'm glad I'm no longer a christian.
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: comments on your website
Dear owner of this website,
As I was searching for RPG's I came across your site, apparently the only site I could fine online that is against RPGs. I read the entire site, taking in your opinions and all. Now you can hear mine and write me back. First off, I am a follower of the Roman Catholic church and believe strongly in my religion. Now as I went through your site I couldnt help but notice that you havent study full into the subject. RPG's do not lead kids to follow Satan, nor become homo's, bi's, necrophyliacs, or any of the ones you mentioned. Though it is a violent game and perhaps some that cannot conduct themselves well while playing it should not play, it happens to enhance people believ it or not. By playing you learn alot of english skills that could be valuable, and your vocabulary advances. This is just one good thing about it all. Im sure you know of gangs and much illegal activity occuring in the world. When kids sit down to play these games, its keeping them off the streets. Many books you will read will have context like it yet you do not clal those readers Satan worshipers. Infact in this game you can play a Holy Paladin out to prove the good of the church. Now some cases where people sacrafice people and cut themselves and become pagans are coincidental to that of playing ADnD and other RPG's. All the people I know who play, follow their own religions closely. I suggest before you put something up that degrates another subject, that you look over the other facts, rather then having a feeble mind about everything that you feel doesnt follow closely to your liking. There will be things in life that you wont like, but that doesnt mean you have to ruin it for others. Since you have this site, why dont you post this letter so that all your viewers can see other opinions and counter pro's. Then again you probably wont because that wouldnt be to your liking. Tough lady, life isnt cut your way.
Devoted Catholic and RPGer
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: (no subject)
You know Dungeons & Dragons is a GAME right.. the only thing that happens happens in your IMAGINATION... I'm sure you lost that to your petty god long ago though
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: Praise the Lord!
You have a very interesting site. I had my child read it 10X over. Indeed, I wanted him to read it so he can tell a REAL psycho when he meets one.
Loser.
[Like this: A REAL psycho forces his/her child to go through
Love Thy Neighbor -pages 10 times? :)]
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000
Subject: Just a question
Sure I may sound like your average dumb musician for asking this question, but are all of your RP's are evil thing a joke or are you seriously saying that RPG's and Catholics are evil? Are MUD's MUSHES, and P-BeM's not evil? Sorry just trying to figure out what the message is. Thanks,
Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000
Subject: Just read through your site
Hello,
I just finished reading through your site. I was very disturbed by the lack of anything resembling coherent thought. I feel sorry for you, and the sad, lonely world that you live in.
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000
Subject: Your site
You are the most unbelievable idiot I have ever met!
>>Catholics try to stop me!
Everyone should try to stop you!
>>I've heard that this game has caused hundreds if not thousands of suicides
>>in USA.
First, you have "heard", meaning you have put no research in this. Second, in suicide cases, there are found to be 7 gamers per year that kill themselves. This is a far cry from the million gamers in the US alone.
>>It is said that an older man lures young girls (especially virgins!)
>>and boys (typically 4 to 17 years old) to join an "exciting"
>>roleplaying
>>game session and to makesin!
See, the funny thing about this is IT DOESN'T HAPPEN. Fool.
>>The player characters brutally slay thousands of "monsters" and other
>>people, and get often killed themselves in this game!!!
Yes...your point being?
>>After a few "sessions", the players may become addicted to the game >>and
>>become obedient to the Dungeon Master and possibly drugs.
Some may call my friends and I addicted to the game (We only play 3 times a week!) but trust me, you become addicted to the friends you have, you become addicted to the excitement of forbidden realms, whenin life you live in boring sububia. The most obedient we become to the dungeon master is she'll say "handbook, come to my hand" and we'll give it to her. And none of us are druggies. And if you think 6-12 hrs per week on AD&D is bad, you should hear about our other addiction. Marching band! Oh man! up to 20 hours a week! And we have a full week of sleepaway "brainashing" camp! And the unofficial band slogan? "Marching band, better than crack!"
>>5.Has nightmares
Since games usually last until late in the night and you go to sleep [retty soon after, of course you'll have ADD related nightmares! You also have faboulous ADD dreams, like playing with pixies.
>>10.Talks about many gods
Well duh, in the game there's up to 50 gods and you have to choose one to worshi or your character will go to hell
>>15.Grades deteoriate
Actually, ADD promotes intellegence and creativity. Grades improve.
>>22.Obsessive interest in weapons, especially firearms
There are no firearms in ADD
>>24.Makes pact with the Devil, or, in some cases, suicide contracts
What the hell??? Where do you get your information???
>>25.Cuts his/her hands. This is used for blood sacrifices.
When you need blood for an ADD ritual, you can't get it from the real world. You need to get it from somewhere in the game.
>>26.Has tattoos and "piercing" jewelry
And tell me what is wrong with those?
>>The book contains many other horrible demons and living dead beings, which
>>the players try to summon!
no player would try to summon demons, that just makes it really hard for them!
>>page 116 contains the recipes for magical "potions", poisonous drinks
>>which the players must ingest in the rituals!
The CHARACTERS ingest them. Woah, looks like it's the non-gamer whose lines between fact and fiction are blurred
>>The book also suggests people to worship old Norse and Finnish gods, among
>>the others.
It does not suggest that you worship the gods, it just tells about them. It's called mythology
>>The players of this game may fall into the sins of homosexuality
Since when was homosexuality bad?
>>They often listen to heavy metal and rock music,
Don't forget punk! we listen to that all the time. And grunge too.
>>They do not pray for Jesus and God
So what if I don't like your god???
>>Watch out for the gay-poison gas they pump into people's homes!!
Gay poison gas. You have reached a new low.
>>Esperanto
It's a frikken language! How is that bad???
>>Jesus of the Week
Ha! I've been here. Funny site, truly.
>>the members of this popular band have long hair.
You know what? In many of the pictures I've seen of jesus, HE has long hair!! Oh no!! Besides, long hair on guys looks really good. And beatless is not popular. They play bad music. If you want some good controversial music, check out pearl jam, the smashing pumpkins, NOFX, deiselboy, the vandels, anti-flag etc.
>>Bikinis! "Swimming clothes" arouse sinful sexual thoughts!!! LARD didn't
>>mean us to wear clothes!
Yes. LARD didn't mean for us to wear clothes. Then why is a bit of fabric bad, yet no fabric good?
>>"Lord of the Rings" and other books by J.R.Tolkein
Ahh...amazing book by an amazing author
>>SHINTOISM AND BHUDISM ARE NOT CHRISTIAN!
First of all, you spelled buddism wrong. Second, i really didn't know that those two religions aren't christian. riiight.
You are such an amazing idiot. Remember, god does not discriminate. Religions do that for him. I hope you burn.
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000
First of all thank you for reading this...
OK, here it is the point:
The era of the curch is forgotten. WE the people have realized that truly no God nor Satan exists, and that we have been fooled for too many centuries. And that is true. God doesn´t exist, is your fear to death. We don´t want to belive we are alone. Satan does not exist, too, because he was invented to supply the need of evil...what is God without evil to fight?
Religion...religion was always used to manage and handle the people, the folk and the masses. God is only an instrument. It is dust, all that you and other belives in.
The only god-like power is science. In this way we can understand the world. The world was a randoma creation, but the scientist analize the conditions of that random enviroment. The science you condemn makes our lifes easier everyday.
Continue with your beliefs if that makes you happy, but remember that after death there is nothing.
Date: Wed, 2 Aug 2000
Subject: I totally agree with your site!
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...AND YOU ARE CURSED! Since you have read EVEN ONE LETTER OR SYMBOL of the above, It has entered you! The first one was cobyed from a text, and sealed demonicly. The second is a new type of symbolism you probably don't know about. It is a converted rune message that has the same affect as written runes! Thus the followers of the TRUE godf can send runes and spells over the net! What do you have to say to that?!?!?
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2000
You have some serious issues! Not only are you a racist, separatist, and a homophobe, your as ignorant as the hate you preach. You are promoting so much hate and ignorance, I doubt your lord and savior (who wasn't white by the way, how many white people do you know who were born in the middle east?) would want to be in the same room as you so I doubt your going to heaven. Stop worrying about everyone else and worry about yourself. If your so confident in your beliefs and are sure your going to heaven why do you care so much about the rest of us heathens? Is it because your Lord told you to love everyone? How can you love everyone while your to busy telling everyone there going to hell. And by the way you really believe the Earth is only 5000 years old, come on that's not ignorance its stupidity. How can get someone get so wrapped up in a book. Ever heard the expression don't believe everything you read? I could go on and on with your inconsistencies and neuroses but your not worth the cost of electricity it's taking to type this letter.
See you in Hell,
Date: Thu, 03 Aug 2000
Subject: Message
To whom it may concern:
I have seen many websites in my life, but none so sickening as this one. I am a role-player myself, and I DO NOT worship the deities (because it's fake, like your moronic theory on the dinosaurs), I have a conscience and DO NOT commit violence after the game, and I DO NOT tried drugs, beer, or even cigarettes in my entire life! Furthermore, you are sexist, irrational pigs who make women seem weak when they are not!
I understand the concept of free speech, but don't try to lecture people on their religions, on their personal interests (hunting is violence! Oh, I guess GARDENING is too since it kills life as well when you pull up the weeds!) You really should get better theories other than the pathetic, half-baked ones that you so stubbornly follow!
Date: Thu, 03 Aug 2000
Subject: Message
To whom it may concern:
Have you people ever heard of logic? Or tolerance, for that matter? It's sad how people like you can put down religions,women (At home? They're as equal as you bull-headed men) and harmless things like science fiction. Have you ever even role-played yourself? Oh, no, of course not, then you might actually have proof that they are not satanic! And even if you did play, you'd probably make up things in your fat heads, like the fact that dinosaurs did not exist! And that carbon dating is not scientific! You people are just plain laughable!
PS-don't send me any junk about your stupid theories, either, please
Date: Thu, 03 Aug 2000
I think that you are a bit ignorant and misguided. But being ignorant there is nothing i can do to show you the err of your ways. But for starters i will say that Tinky Winky (The Purple Teletubbie) is homosexual. It is purple (the gay pride color), it has an upside down triangle above its head (the gay pride symbol), and it has a masculine voice yet carries a purse. For all of the outlandish accusations you have made to other subjects, making many of these by grasping on straws that are only related through relations to anything coherent then you must realize that that is false. Also for my own curiosity if dinosaurs never existed why do we have fossils of them? And do not say that they are merely stone because they are made of the same material common day animal fossils are. (i.e. the tiger...if dinosaurs didn't exist then neither do tigers...and i'd like you to say tigers don't exist in front of the san diego zoo, next to the tiger cage.) Also from the said size of the arch IN THE BIBLE if dinosaurs had been alive during the time of man, and moses had taken two of every type of animal then the arch would not have been big enough to house half of the species of the carnivores let alone the herbivors and omnivores.
Date: Fri, 4 Aug 2000
Subject: Congratulations
Hi Niilo...
I would like to congratulate you for your sites...
They are masterfully well done...
From your "censoring links" I found some interesting homepages...
I showed your sites to some of my friends, and they agreed with me...
You had a great sense of comedy... :)
You may not remember me.. Specially receiving so many emails...
I write to you once... a year or two ago... asking for a link that I
couldn't find in the Satan's Game page... Once more I'm thanking you for
helping me that day...
Keep up with the good work!
Date: Fri, 4 Aug 2000
Subject: AD&D page
Dear Niilo,
Wonderful satire! A+! ;-)
Sincerely,
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000
Subject: Christians and RPG
Sir,
First I want to say that I am a Christian. Please keep reading. I am also an RPG fan, especially of the Shadow Run system. Anyway, I want you to know that you portrayal of Christians may not be completely accurate. I'm not denying that there are people that believe RPG's are of Satan, but most don't even know what RPG stands for. Not because they are ignorant, but because they have never come in contact with RPG's or never developed an interest in games period.
To sum up, I just wanted to attempt to convince you that not all people that call them selves Chrsitians are against RPG's.
Thanks for your time.
PS Yes, I know it was intended as a joke. It took me about 10 minutes of looking through all the links to figure out that it was, though.
Date: Sun, 6 Aug 2000
Subject: Questions?
You talk about the Pokemon Ph.as thought it is Satanic. Well maybe you are right I don't have any sympathy for them but, you wrongfully acuse all buddists. In the Bible God says don't worship Idols in some sense. Well In Buddist there is actually three factions and not all are worshipping an Idol or false God. One faction is worshipping Budda as a God (true they are worshipping the false God), but there's another factions that believe him Prophet, but one factions only follows his ways of peace and harmony. Now I can see you point of view but, a fraction of Buddists don't worship Budda as a God but only listen and follow TEACHINGS. You condemn them, they are doing the same part as what God tells us. Love thy neighbors, do not kill, etc... so if you are to condem them do so knowing all the knowledge. Also Japan, you need not downsieze them especially to your small standards. I understand that you may be a doctor but you whole sense of life seems a little screwed up. The Pokemon figures as made as imagination, to teach kids lessons of life as though thousands of other kids programs have in the past. The bible teaches lessons with factual people but these people become a hero and teaching part as Pokemon.( Not closely comparing them, just and example) They do not teach Satanic ritual or conspiracy, as is see it. You may have your head straight but you sure have some mixed opions but I'm glad that you send them out to the public.
Thank you for your time,
Respectfully yours
D.
P.S.
Hitler may of been a Christian but all do sin! Your point is taken but he was not doing this in Gods glory (might of but not sure) Does God condemn Jews no, Jewish people didn't now that Jesus was God. People say that Jews are Gods hated enemy but they have more faith than many religions and factions i have ever seen. Destroying them or any other human heavenly, satanic, demonic, etc... is not all right God loves all but he should be feared.
Date: Sun, 06 Aug 2000
Subject: none needed
"Pôkemon is NOT CHREISTIAN! IVE heard it comes from Japan where they are PAGANS! SHINTOISM AND BHUDISM ARE NOT CHRISTIAN!"
I really do not believe a good Christian would be so dim as to call all Japanese people "pagans". By the way, what exactly do you mean by the phrase; "HILTER was a GOOD CHURISTIAN!" Are you referring to Adolf Hitler, or an unknown man known as Hilter? I also must say that Hitler was definitely not a good Christian.
In all truth, I should not even be commenting. Good Christians turn their cheek to attacks of hate, which is what your site is obviously about. I wish you well in the future, and may God be your judge.
Sincerely,
Date: Sun, 06 Aug 2000
Subject: I don't get it...
Dear webmaster,
I spoke too soon, I had not read your "answers" page. Yet still, I am in the dark. Is your site called "The Game of Love" also a joke? I really cannot tell. I speak to you not as an enemy, but just a person trying to understand the concept of your page. I understand that you most likely will not respond, but can you at least post a little explanation of your site? I am truly having a hard time telling your "Game of Satan" site and your "Game of Love" site apart.
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2000
Subject: Hmmmmm... I think I could grow to like you.....
Just saying hi.....
Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2000
To: np@co.jyu.fi
Sir,
Can you please take your site off the internet. It is making it really difficult for me to trap little children in the ways of evil. Every day it gets harder for me to spread sorrow, misery, and hate on the mortal world. I mean, I am the prince of darkness and stuff, I should be able to do it relatively easy, wouldn't you think. So, taking your site would off the internet would make my job a hell of... excuse me.. a heck of a lot easier. Thank you.
Sincerely
Satan
Prince of Darkness
Lord of Terror